Pasta Straws Are The Newest Alternative to Plastic – Eater

Would you like some bucatini with that iced coffee?

Remember 2018, when everybody was freaking out about how plastic straws would ruin the world (instead of, say, the planet’s largest rainforest burning down)? Well, here’s a better-late-than-never solution to that plasticky problem of pollution: straws made with pasta. Food & Wine unearthed two separate companies (one from London, another from Malibu) that are trying it: they’re basically straw pasta, or bucatini, for your drink.

It seems like a plausible idea in comparison to its competitors: many of the compostable paper straws out there get soggy and nasty after brief use. Meanwhile, a pasta straw won’t get mushy in a cold drink (although it will soften up after about an hour). The companies also like to point out that the straws are edible, although that seems like a stretch, since crunching down on hard pasta is not many people’s idea of a good time. Yet they’re still compostable, and pretty light on flavor, if you can handle a dash of wheat starch seeping into your Long Island Iced Tea. Plus, you could even branch out and use different types of pasta for different drinks — you could suck up some bubble tea through a very long piece of rigatoni. Watch out, Big Paper?

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  • A moment of levity for your Friday (don’t watch this at work if your employer would be upset by a man dabbing olive oil onto his nipple area). [Twitter]